Inspired by a recent livestream of playing Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, I decided to do a more formal, proper version of the idea of the Micro Machines Man - John Moschitta Jr. - reading the Castlevania: Symphony of the Night scrolling story text. It was incredibly fun, and man, it was much tougher than I thought it'd be. This took quite a few different takes that were then pieced together, although I also attempted doing the whole speech in one fell swoop several times. And I did it all the old-fashioned way: speaking as fast as I could, trying to keep my brain and mouth at synchronized speeds, 'cause my brain kept wanting to go faster than my mouth could.