Hoping for a career in cannabis? Get ready for that job interview! Watch full episodes of This Hour Has 22 Minutes on CBC Gem: https://gem.cbc.ca/media/this-hour-has-22-minutes/s29 22 Minutes on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thishourhas22minutes 22 Minutes on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/22Minutes 22 Minutes on Twitter: https://twitter.com/22_Minutes 22 Minutes on Instagram: http://instagram.com/thishourhas22minutes Subscribe to CBC Comedy: http://www.youtube.com/cbccomedy CBC Comedy is your destination for funny Canadian web series, stand-up comedy, sketches and clips from television shows from the CBC, Canada's public broadcaster. Subscribe for videos from your favourite shows like Kim's Convenience, Baroness von Sketch Show and Schitt's Creek. Check out http://www.cbc.ca/comedy for more original comedy. Follow CBC Comedy: On Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/CBCComedy On Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/cbccomedy On Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/cbccomedy #22minutes #comedy #weed TRANSCRIPT: - Thanks for coming. - Thank you for letting me come here. - Right... I'm sorry I have to ask this, but, you're not high right now, are you? Uhhhmmm... [♩sitar plays ♬] - No. Sober as a jud. - Good. First question: where do you see yourself in five years? Oh, she's sitting right next to me. - Hi. I don't think he can see me. - Right... What would you say your strengths are? - I'm gonna say ten. - Ten... what? - Ten... ...pounds? - Nevermind. What would you say your weakness is? - Definitely not having an exoskeleton. It leaves me pretty vulnerable. - Are you sure you're not high right now? - I'm sure. - Ms. Dennis, Mr. Chad Lambton, your one o'clock interview is here. - Oh! Thank you, Chelsea. - Oh wait! You're interviewing me! - Right! How did we get turned around? - You asked me where I saw myself in five years and I said manager. - And then I assumed you were the manager! *Laughing* - I must've got a contact high from your waiting room. - Wait... You can get high from wearing contacts? Yeah, you probably could... - Cool. Thanks for comin'. - Thank you. [*door slams open*] - Ah! God! - Oh weird! - Oh, hey. I don't know how to leave because... - I gotcha. Chelsea, the weird door dimension thing's happening again. Yep. - Marijuana Canada: We're High... ...ring. Hiring. Whoops...