DJ DiZzy & P-Swizzle lyrics below: lyrics; so i was cruzing down the street and guess what i saw? a cactus standing there sipping yogurt through a straw i screetched to a stop on my brand new moped the following series of events almost made me drop dead i always thought that cacti were a little brain dead but this one turned to me and this is what he said Refrain: cactus cactus cactus i am a cactus cactus cactus cactus all i do is lax and cactus well the second day later i was sitting on my couch, watching a nature show this perticular one happened to be about how the cactus grows. i was watching the show and i was wondering why this one looks so familier then i realized... bro what this is the one i saw yersterday oh no way man DDDUUUUDDDE! cactus cactus cactus i am a cactus cactus cactus cactus all i do is lax and cactus midway through the show i decided to go to the kitchen to get some food and when i came back everything was wack; the cactus was standing there nude- whaaat there was no other decision to go into the kitchen and produce this magnificent beat and its all because of pete, the cactus from the street, who helped us make this song complete. evil cactus laugh